![]() Greetings and Salutations! Please feel free to explore my personal website. Portfolio and Art Gallery coming soon. for more information or to schedule a phone meeting. :: END | back to top |
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Language can be tricky If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack? Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why are "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites? Why do tug boats push their barges? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds? If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? Why is bra singular and panties plural? Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? How come abbreviated is such a long word? Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one? :: END | back to top |
| Moving Thoughts Compiled By Someone Else Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. When the door of happiness closes, another opens, but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. It takes only a minute to get a meet someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. Always put yourself in others' shoes. If you feel that it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person, too. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy. May the Lord bless you and keep you and make His face shine upon you and give you peace. :: END | back to top |
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| The personal website and electronic brochure of robert lewis jordan |
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| Self-confessed Man of God and Willing Servant; juicy details about me and this site. |
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| Creative technologist of sonicpixel — a digital media design consultancy — as well as digital artist & visual perception expert. Communication is my means to all ends. |
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| A place to store musings and amusements for your pleasure. Is that redundant, or did I just repeat myself? =] |
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